love makes seman taste better
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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