Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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