i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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