I must be too annoying 4 u.
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
so much tequila, so little girl.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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