sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I'm lost and stupid without you.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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