Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
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