if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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