gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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