people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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