Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
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