About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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