let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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