You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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