I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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