How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
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