is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Randomize
