He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
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