CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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