Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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