I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
I wish they made helmets for livers.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
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