Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
You smell like stripper and shame
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Randomize
