I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
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