And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Randomize
