i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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