Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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