nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Randomize
