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(917): View more from New York City

I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay

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(830): View more from Texas

He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.

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(636): View more from Missouri

At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?

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(417): View more from Missouri

Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.

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(248): View more from Michigan

What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central

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(307): View more from Wyoming

... I threw up in the shower this morning

(406): View more from Montana

You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.

(307): View more from Wyoming

I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.

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(616): View more from Michigan

you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?

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