I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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