This girl is more easily done than said...
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
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