I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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