"it" just moved
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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