smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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