I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
