fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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