I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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