I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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