She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I think my fart just growled at me.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
My vagina just recognized that song.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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