i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
