The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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