If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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