Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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