Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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