Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
