This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
tell me about the fingering
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