The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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