I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
so much tequila, so little girl.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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