tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
The air taste purple.
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