oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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