my soul wont recognize me after tonight
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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