Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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